Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?

To her, it was a little slip, but to me, it was a big mistake.It is not necessarily that she makes mistakes that I can profit on. I really don’t make this public, particularly in my earshot, however there are times that she makes a mistake, and I’m constantly on the watch for all those times.

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In regards to me, I am always making mistakes. I am not sure I can make a little slide because mine are much bigger. And the problem with this isthe Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage always catches themand at times, I don’t understand how she does it, she grabs them until I actually do them.She calls it”girl’s intuition,” but I call it”guy’s trouble.” I had been to pick up my new glasses, and I was anxious about that. I told my wife that the physician’s appointment was on Wednesday. She countered that and said,”No, I believe it is on Thursday.””It is my appointment,” I said, both hands on my buttocks,”and I’ll go when I wish to.”She looked at me, snickered, and then proceeded straight back to what she was doing. I believe I heard her mumbling something like,”He’s 13 again.”I got to the eye doctor’s office, walked in as I was putting in my mask (I am not too fond of those masks), walked to the counter, and signed in. Then I moved to sit and wait to be called.In a few minutes, a nurse came up to me and said,”Mr. Snyder, what are you doing here today?””I am sorry, your appointment isn’t until tomorrow”I looked at her one of my stunned looks and then said,”Can I camp here until tomorrow?”I had to go home and tell my wife I was incorrect, and she was perfect. If I had a nickel for each time that I confessed I was incorrect, I would be a very wealthy individual.However, this week, my wife made her mistake, and I was able to cash in on it.She returned home by shopping at Publix, and I believe before thinking, she said as she had been coming into the kitchen”The Girl Scouts are selling cookies at Publix today.”There are numerous things she says that I can’t hear. I’m not sure whether it’s my ears what. I tried to stay quiet and calm. I understood if I stirred up any excitement, she’d grab on to what she explained . According to her, I am very limited regarding the cookies I am permitted to eat. Her preference would be that I consume no cookies while I’ve got breath in my nostrils.I remember when she advised me,”you can’t eat no biscuits!”I smiled because she did not know what she stated. A double negative equals a positive. The next step was to figure out how to leave the home and go to Publix without someone in the house finding out.I did not know how I would do this. I thought about it and tried to come up with the perfect plan.Then, an opportunity opened up I could not have expected.”I forgot something at Publix,” my wife explained,”would you have time to run over to Publix and pick this up for me?”I find it rather hard to subdue hilarious bliss under conditions like this. I worked hard and solemnly said,”Oh, my beloved. I can go at the moment, and there’s no difficulty at all.”Like magic, I vanished from the home and started the car before I got in it and headed for Publix. All I could think about was these wonderfully delicious Girl Scout cookies. In the end, when I buy Girl Scout cookies, I am helping to encourage some young girls who want it. That’s my story, and I am sticking to it.Walking up to the girls at Publix, I almost forgot what I had come to pick up.I looked at them and said,”I will be back once I go do a little shopping.”I’m always like my word, and that I came straight back, and since I couldn’t make up my mind concerning what cookies I wanted to purchase, I did the gentlemanly thing and purchased one of every cookie they had for sale. Just how much it cost has no relativity for my desire for these biscuits.As I place the bag on the kitchen table, my wife happened to look at it and said ,”Those aren’t Girl Scout cookies, are they?””Isn’t that what you wanted me to buy?”She just stared at me, but all I could think about was eating that cookie.As I delighted in eating that first cookie, I was reminded of exactly what David said in one of his Psalms,”Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he will give thee the desires of thine heart” (Psalms 37:4).